Fine Bone convinced the tribe that it gets more food than other tribes around. A year later...
- Chief, everyone believes that we give our tribe members more food than any other tribe around. But according to our shaman, so do the Investor-gods. So they demand now that we cut the food we give to the members of the tribe to reduce expenses.
- Let's eat 6% of the tribe, - said the Chief, Bare Bone, - That will reduce the amount of food we spend on the tribe.
And the tribe had a happy feast. Everyone got especially cheerful, when Bare Bone paid with his Tribal Corporate Credit Card for wine and spices to complement the fresh meat.
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