The Thick Bone, manager of the Smart Bone, was eaten during the corporate layoff. The Chief of the tribe Bare Bone called his replacement, a Cute Bone.
– Do you understand why Think Bone was eaten? – he asked.
– I dunno, – said the Cute Bone, – Maybe it was random? Layoffs are supposed to be random.
Bare Bone laughed a bit and then said:
– Nice one, I like good humor. But seriously, why?
Cute Bone clearly understood that his answer was wrong…
– Maybe because he tried to eat the Smart Bone, and the tribe needs him?
Bare Bone laughed once more.
– I would forgive him for eating ten Smart Bones, who cares? No, Thick Bone was just too thick.
Cute Bone looked confused, so Bare Bone explained:
– You see, a true manager is like a condom. He is thin and elastic, he provides some protection but not much more, and he takes the shape of the upper manager, whatever it is. Do you understand?
– Yes, I understand, Chief! – said the Cute Bone hastingly.
– Speaking of that, – said the Bare Bone thoughtfully, – Go ahead and assume the position…
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