The Chief of the tribe, Bare Bone called once Smart Bone to talk.
- Smart Bone, I like you and I want others to think that I'm a nice cannibal, so I hired Thick Bone to be your manager for a while. He'll pre-chew you for me.
Smart Bone tried to say something, but Bare Bone waved his hand and said:
- Go, I don't want to distract you from your stuff.
When Smart Bone left, Fine Bone, Bare Bone's Number One, asked him:
- I thought people say "never speak to your food."
- Oh, you can speak to your food all right, just never listen to it.
- What if they are right?
- It does not matter if your food is right or wrong. All that matters is that this is your food.